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中国式英语!看完晕死!

中国式英语!看完晕死!

01.we two who and who?
  咱俩谁跟谁阿
  
02.how are you ? how old are you?
  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
  
03.you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
  不鸟我,我也不鸟你
 
04.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!

05.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
  有事起奏,无事退朝
  
06.you me you me
  彼此彼此
  
07.You Give Me Stop!!
  你给我站住!
  
08.know is know noknow is noknow
  知之为知之,不知为不知...
  
09.WATCH SISTER
  表妹
  
10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!

11.American Chinese not enough
  美中不足
 
12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
  车祸现场描述
  
13.heart flower angry open
  心花怒放

14.go past no mistake past
  走过路过,不要错过

15.小明:I am sorry!
  老外:I am sorry too!
  小明:I am sorry three!
  老外:What are you sorry for?
  小明:I am sorry five!

16.If you want money,I have no;
  if you want life,I have one!
  要钱没有,要命一条

17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
  我叫李老大,今年25。

18.you have two down son。
  你有两下子。

19.as far as you go to die
  有多远,死多远!!!!

20.I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
  给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸

21. no three no four
  不三不四

22. seven up eight down
  七上八下

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好搞人...太明显..中国人会犯的错误额....

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Our who with who Arab League.
You have plant, I must give you to select the color to take a look, brothers, on together! Has the matter to get up plays, the safe draws back faces  you to halt to me! Knows it for to know it, did not know for did not know younger female cousin Long Shenglong, the phoenix fresh phoenix, mouse's son meets Hits Hole! The minor defect in something otherwise perfect traffic accident scene describes ecstatically passes through passed by, do not have to miss asks for money does not have, awfully my name am Li the eldest child, this year 25. You have real skill. Has far, dies far! ! ! ! The face you are not concerned about face for you, you lose face, I get angry dubiously perturbed

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没看懂你写的什么,但是有句中式英语好经典的。
Good good study,day day up.
好好学习,天天向上。

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